Lorenzo Onrubia is a professional wrestler and former basketball player for the Boston Celtics. He was born with an extra set of hands on February 1st, 1979, and was raised in a plain of existence that is worse than hell itself, Detroit, Michigan.
Lorenzo went to college and majored in communications, and claims that it was a struggle to do so. His GPA was 2.6. During university, he once ate an entire sleeve of Oreos and threw up on his mother's bed.
Lorenzo currently lives in an undisclosed location, as he has successfully evaded federal surveillance teams via an elaborate catalogue of illusions, Lorenzo lookalikes, and holograms. These searches were conducted as part of a global effort to put an end to his murder streak.
If you see this man, notify your local authorities immediately and leave the area quickly and discreetly. (AVOID ANY AND ALL CLOWN CARS UNTIL HE IS STOPPED).
Reports state that Lorenzo has never spoken using his real voice. Scientists theorize that his real voice is a supernatural weapon of some kind where upon hearing it, you are immediately transported to a realm of existence that is incomprehensible by the human mind. A realm where you are driven to insanity by immense, Lovecraftian horrors and an infinitely expanding pit of enveloping darkness.
Canonically, Lorenzo has died multiple times. Due to his status as an immortal, he can recover from each death fairly quickly.
