"So, you bastards are finally awake! Huh? Puhuhuhuhu, you should see the looks on your faces! Oh? Who am I you ask? I am Monokuma, your cuddly and deadly headmaster of despair who is already running out of patience with all of you."

"Oh, you kids are all so cute! You know what would make this better? If you all finally started killing each other already! The audience is tired of all this fluff!"

"Iiiiiit's punishment time!"