SPEAKING LINES:

Please audition with the following lines from the song BEAUTIFUL and SHINE A LIGHT (REPRISE) from Heathers:

1) Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather 

 2) And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important 

3) Stupid child proof caps!

SINGING:

Sing the song TINIEST LIFEBOAT from Heathers. You don't have to sing the entire song, but the following lines need to be in the audition:

I float in a boat
In a raging black ocean
Low in the water
And nowhere to go
The tiniest lifeboat
With people I know

Cold, clammy, and crowded
The people smell desperate
We'll sink any minute
So someone must go
The tiniest lifeboat
With people I know

Everyone's pushing
Everyone's fighting
Storms are approaching
There's nowhere to hide
If I say the wrong thing
Or I wear the wrong outfit
They'll throw me right over the side