What is this project!? First off, yes this is serious. I am looking for voice actors to dub over some professional looking stock footage with comedic and ridiculous voices. The final project will be posted to my YouTube channel. I've always thought stock footage was hilarious, especially when dubbed over by comedic voices. The goal of this project is to dub 13 stock footage clips, all of which are based in an office setting. Payments will be made over PayPal.
How does this work!? Each audition below includes a timestamp corresponding with the video above. You may either read my demo line, adlib, or improvise what each character may be thinking or saying. I strongly encourage individuals to adlib, come up with something crazy, you name it. This is supposed to be overdramatic and funny, so go all out. If you have any questions regarding this project you can reach me on Discord (Xemptful#5231) or via CCC DMs.
Clip 3; timestamp: 1:44 (also clips 5 - 2:20, 8 - 3:20, 10 - 4:05, and 13 - 5:20)
Dave is just trying to do his job, but Kevin brought a bike to the office and keeps bumping into him. Eventually, Dave also bring a bike in and bumps into Kevin as revenge. Improvisations welcome.
*bumped into* Ah! Dude, are you kidding me right now? I have to give these reports to Deborah in 15 minutes. Help me pick them up.
*bumped into a third time* Oof! DAMN IT KEVIN! I'm sick of your shit. Who let you bring a bike in here? Was it Miles? I bet it was fucking Miles, wasn't it.
*getting revenge* Eat a dick!
Clip 3; timestamp: 1:44 (also clips 5 - 2:20, 8 - 3:20, 10 - 4:05, and 13 - 5:20)
Dave is just trying to do his job, but Kevin brought a bike to the office and keeps bumping into him. Eventually, Dave also bring a bike in and bumps into Kevin as revenge. Improvisations welcome.
*bumping into Dave* Oops, sorry Dave! My B. Lemme give you a hand there.
*bumping into Dave* Sorry! I have a meeting to get to. I'll pick those up later.
*Getting bumped into by Dave* Ah! Dave, my yearly review is today!
Clip: 1; Timestamp: 0:52
This man bursts into an office with a megaphone and encourages people to dance. I imagined him as either threatening people to dance (out or risk of losing their jobs) or he's just filed for divorce (or perhaps the company has gone under) and is celebrating. Improvisations encouraged and welcomed.
Alright everyone, it's 2 o'clock! You know what that means. Dance party time! Come on Sarah, get off your ass or your fired! Let's work it ladies. Fellas, I see you, dance or your FIRED.
*Overcome with joy* Whew! Yeah! Let's dance people. Celebrate!! Come on Denice, work them heels! It's time to party!!
*Ecstatic* Let's dance people! We're going out of business. I just got off the phone with HQ, and we filed for bankruptcy. That means it's time to party! Work them heels Carol, I wanna see some excitement in your lack of job security!
Clip 1; Timestamp: 0:52
3-5 people will be cast (and paid) for this role. You are reacting the the fact that your boss just burst in with a megaphone and started blasting music. He wants everyone to dance with him. I imagine you are either being threatened, realize he's only this happy because he just got divorced, or terrified because the company has just filed for bankruptcy and he doesn't care. Improvisations welcomed.
*Terrified* Ahh! Uhh, yes sir! Right away. Is this good enough? Oh god...why is he making us dance again. Is this harassment?
*Relaxed* Ah, Jim must've finally filed for divorce. He seems a little too happy though. Is it just me, or is he way too excited about this? Ah what the hell, let him have his fun.
*Upset* We...filed for bankruptcy? But...my children. How are we supposed to afford food? Jim, please, why are you so excited about this.
Clip 2; timestamp: 1:15
Keith, Lucy, and Miles are chatting during lunch. I propose that they are chatting about either: Lucy has just announced she's vegan, Deborah in accounting was finally fired, or Keith was recently fired and has refused to leave the office. Improvisations welcomed.
Yes Lucy, we get it. This is the third time today you've told us you're vegan. Oh let me guess, you got a bumper sticker to go with it too right? How original. Why don't you go talk to Dave, he doesn't know your vegan yet. Though I'm sure he's about to.
I know right I can't believe she was fired. Well- I can believe she was fired, but for tampering with the AC? Seems a little harsh. I would've thought her numerous acts of embezzlement and ongoing destruction of private properly lawsuit would've cost her the job ages ago. At least her cookies were good.
Fired? I haven't been fired. *laughs* The boss and I are just joking around. You know Jim, always telling the best jokes. Remember that one about his wife? Err, ex-wife? Look, if I didn't work here, tell me why I was able to grab a bagel from the break room?
Clip 2; timestamp: 1:15
Keith, Lucy, and Miles are chatting during lunch. I propose that they are chatting about either: Lucy has just announced she's vegan, Deborah in accounting was finally fired, or Keith was recently fired and has refused to leave the office. Improvisations welcomed.
Guys, I don't know if you've heard...but I've decided to go vegan! I just think it's the right lifestyle for me. It really fits with my soul energy, right?
Deborah was fired? It's about time. Didn't she, like, kill someone...? I'm shocked messing with the AC is what finally did her in. You know I borrowed her stapler a few days ago....I'm not giving it back.
Keith please just leave. You were fired weeks ago. The boss is just too nice of a guy to call the police. Honestly, it's getting old.
Clip 2; timestamp: 1:15
Keith, Lucy, and Miles are chatting during lunch. I propose that they are chatting about either: Lucy has just announced she's vegan, Deborah in accounting was finally fired, or Keith was recently fired and has refused to leave the office. Improvisations welcomed.
Yeah, that's nice Lucy. Didn't you already tell us you were vegan...and also put up that sign...and handed out those flyers? I think we get it by now.
Really, Deborah was fired? Not for murdering Bob from HR right? Oh it was for messing with the AC? Well tell her to give me back my tape before she leaves.
Keith, please. Your wife keeps calling me asking where you've been. You haven't left this room in weeks and it's starting to smell. Just accept that calling the boss "delusional" and saying that you'll "shatter his kneecaps with this 2x4" are not acceptable in the office.
Clip 4; timestamp: 1:58
Mr. Jones is absolutely chewing out Shelly for messing up their corporate pitch. I'm thinking she either forgot to show up, showed up with sheet music instead of her notes, or he's yelling at the wrong person because it's dark. Improvisations welcome.
*angry* Oh you forgot? You forgot, huh!? I hold one of the most important meetings in this company's history, and you forget to show up? Tell me, Shelly, what was so DAMN important that you couldn't spare the 4 hours necessary for this meeting!?
*angry* Is this your idea of a joke? "All Star by Smash Mouth for full orchestra"!? Where are the notes I told you to prepare for the meeting. While this is a fantastic score, and one that rivals that of Johann Sebastian Bach, I needed the notes on the syrup industry!
*angry* Listen Ruthie, what you did in there was an utter disgrace- hey! Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking to you. Look, as soon as I get these lights fixed, I want to see you in my office. You might need to find a new job after today.
Clip 4; timestamp: 1:58
Mr. Jones is chewing out Shelly for messing up their corporate pitch. I'm thinking she either forgot to show up, showed up with sheet music instead of her notes, or he's yelling at the wrong person because it's dark. Improvisations welcome.
*sad/sobbing* I'm sorry. The elevator was broken and the meeting was on the 47th floor. My doctor told me to take it easy, so I decided to sit this one out. I didn't realize the meeting was about your favorite kind of Dorito. I'll try to be on time next time.
*sad/sobbing* B-But these are notes. Musical notes...really good ones. I thought the client might like a little music during the meeting.
*sad/sobbing* Sir, I'm not Ruthie, my name is Shelly- okay, I'm sorry! Please stop yelling at me! *sobs*
Clip 6; timestamp: 2:35
Old man Carl is signing some documents provided to him by Jennifer, his assistant. I imagine he's either signing away his possessions without realizing it, buying something for her without realizing it, or trying to get a loan but is struggling to right his name. Improvisations welcome.
Just sign here? You know I really appreciate you helping me out young lady. Who would've guessed I needed volcano insurance. But you're absolutely right, you can never be too careful. How do you think I made it to this age? *chuckles*
Are you sure we need a Porsche for transferring me between the nursing home and my wife's house? I suppose you're right. I only have a few years left. Might as well live a little!
*slow and hesitant* C......A....R.....P- oops, *chuckles* that's not right. Let's just cross that out. Okay.... L.... P....E....T................E.......E..............E.....*deep breath* .... E..... okay, where else do I need to sign?
Clip 6; timestamp: 2:35
Old man Carl is signing some documents provided to him by Jennifer, his assistant. I imagine he's either signing away his possessions without realizing it, buying something for her without realizing it, or trying to get a loan but is struggling to right his name. Improvisations welcome.
Yep, you've got it Mr. Peterson. Just sign here, initial here, and we will make sure, in the event of a volcanic eruption, your home is completely covered. I assure you, you will not regret this decision!
OF COURSE WE NEED THE PORCHE *ahem* I mean, I believe a more efficient engine will make the ride between the nursing home and your wife's house much smoother.
Just sign here please....*he takes forever* you know what, that's fine. Let's just skip the signing part.
Clip 7; timestamp: 2:53
A man is passed out on the ground! Two employees come running down the hallway to help him. One of them speaks on the phone. They splash water on him. I imagined either: he ate too much pizza, he was hit by the bike guy, he's honestly just vibing. Improvisations welcomed.
*groans* I told you I could finish four large pizzas *groans* but I still couldn't out pizza the hut *passes out*
*groans* It was Kevin... on the fucking bike.... *groans* he took the training wheels off.... he wasn't ready *passes out*
*groans* h...hello? Y'all are really killing my vibe right now *moans* where's Carol? The new receptionist...? *sighs* they say blood is thicker than water....but that ass is thicker than blood.
Clip 7; timestamp: 2:53
A man is passed out on the ground! Two employees come running down the hallway to help him. One of them speaks on the phone. They splash water on him. I imagined either: he ate too much pizza, he was hit by the bike guy, he's honestly just vibing. Improvisations welcome.
Is that Steve? Steve you ate all the damn pizza. Carol, call Papa Johns. Get up you old bastard. Jessica, give me that cup of mountain dew.
Steve!? Ah shit, not again. This is the fourth casualty this week. Anymore and we might actually have to take Kevin's bike away. I know what'll wake him up. Jessica, pass me that cup of urine.
Who's this homeless man in the hallway? Oh shoot! Steve! Those edibles were for everyone, you ate the whole damn plate!
Clip 7; timestamp: 2:53
A man is passed out on the ground! Two employees come running down the hallway to help him. One of them speaks on the phone. They splash water on him. I imagined either: he ate too much pizza, he was hit by the bike guy, he's honestly just vibing. Improvisations welcome.
He ate HOW many pizzas!? Damn it Steve. *dials phone* Hello? Papa Johns? Yeah I need four large cheese pizzas, now.
Kevin? Again? Damn it, I'll calling his mother "Hello, Ms. Frederickson? Yeah stop letting your son take his bike to work."
Steve? What are you doing on the floor? *he hits on her* Ew...ewww.... *picks up phone* Hello? HR? I'd like to report a sexual harassment.
Clip 7; timestamp: 2:53
A man is passed out on the ground! Two employees come running down the hallway to help him. One of them speaks on the phone. They splash water on him. I imagined either: he ate too much pizza, he was hit by the bike guy, he's honestly just vibing. Improvisations welcome.
No...the pizza...all seventeen large Papa John's pizzas!? If that doesn't kill him... I'll make sure to finish the job.
Damn it Kevin. I knew it would come to this.... and to think I slept with him.
Oh no... Steve! What's wrong. I'll call an ambulance. Wait...he's fine? You know what? Yeah, splash this shit on his face.
Clip 9; timestamp: 3:38
A woman is seen at her desk, doing something on her computer. Her boss comes up and fires her. I imagine he caught her playing Webkinz at work, the computer isn't even on, or she is researching birds. Improvisations welcome.
I too hope I find what I'm looking for... Mr Jackson! I was just...uhh... look sir, it's not what it looks like. --- but if I don't feed them ,they'll die!
Oh shit...umm hi Mr Jackson....oh, the computer is off? Is it now? I hadn't noticed. You wouldn't happen to know where the button to turn the computer on might be....would you?
The Moa was how big? Damn....ah- uhh- *ahem* hello sir, what brings you by today? I was just....but the birds....I understand....
Clip 9; timestamp: 3:38
A woman is seen at her desk, doing something on her computer. Her boss comes up and fires her. I imagine he caught her playing Webkinz at work, the computer isn't even on, or she is researching birds. Improvisations welcome.
Hi Rhonda, just wanted to check in on- Webkinz...? You're playing Webkinz at work!? Rhonda this is the fourth fucking time this week. No! I don't want to hear it anymore. Get out of my office. You're fired!
Hey Rhonda, I see you prepared the notes for todays meeting- umm... you do know that computer is off right? I'm starting to think you're not a software engineer at all! I should've guessed when I asked you to learn python and you brought me a snake. Get out of my office!
Rhonda... hi. I have some concerns about your recent- are those birds? Rhonda you know I HATE birds! Rats with wings....disgusting. How dare you cover my office computers with such filth. Pack up your things and get out!
Clip 11; timestamp: 4:33
A man is sobbing at his computer. I imagine he either is upset at his job and doesn't realize his camera is on, he just learned Meghan at the office is no longer single, or he just found the porn video he's been looking for. Improvisations welcomed.
[Unaware his camera is on] (sobbing) I hate this stupid job...my boss is an asshole...I don't even like accounting....how did I end up here? What's the point of going on living like this?
(sobbing) Kevin...the asshole with the bike...she's dating Kevin!? But last week in the breakroom she said she didn't have any plans...now this? I loved you Meghan...how could you do this to me.
(sobbing) Finally.... I found it.... it only took four hours of company time but I found it.... the perfect video. I don't deserve such beauty....
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